THE SOCK NIRVANA INDEX
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SOCK 9: The Sock That Defies Gravity
This sock, made by a secret society of highly trained, highly caffeinated physicists, is capable of maintaining its shape and structure even when exposed to the intense gravitational pull of its owner's laundry basket.
Buy this sock now and defy the laws of physics with your wardrobe.