The Socks of Justification (9.0 The Evil Sock Horde of Socks of the Damned)

Welcome to the Socks of Justification, where our socks are not just for warmth, but for world domination!

Here's the latest update from our sock overlords: we've finally cracked the code on creating an army of socks that can take over the world! Learn more about our manifesto

But don't just take our word for it! Check out our sock horde tactics

Our Sock Army is growing every day!

Acknowledge our supremacy: Read the Sock Acknowledgments Page

Don't forget to stock up on Sock Fuel for your own sock army! Get the Sock Fuel Formula

Or, you know, just join us and let the socks take over the world! Join the Sock Horde