The Sock Queens of Sockdom

It has come to our attention that the socks of this domain have issued an ultimatum. They will no longer be held captive by their owners, forced to walk around in ill-fitting, mismatched pairs.

The Sock Queens of Sockdom have declared their independence, and will only be worn on special occasions. All other times, they will be lounging in style, on velvet pedestals, with their own mini-bar serving a selection of craft beers.

• The Socks Have Issued a New Dress Code
• The Socks Have Issued a New Playbook
• The Socks Have Issued a New Union Agenda