9.3 The Socks Have Issued a New Playbook

In a shocking development, the Sock Council has released a new playbook for the year 2023. Sources close to the council confirm that the new playbook features a bold new font, 'Comic Sans', and a revised system of sock pairing rules.

The new rules include:

• Rule 1: No more than 3 socks per foot, effective immediately.
• Rule 2: Socks with more than 10 holes shall be considered "retro-futuristic" and are hereby banned.
• Rule 3: All socks with cartoon characters on them are now mandatory on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

When asked about the reasoning behind the new rules, Sock Council Spokesperson, Socky McSockface, stated, "We're just trying to bring a bit more whimsy and excitement to the world of socks. Who's to say that socks can't be fun?"

Learn more about the changes to the Sock Council's rules.