In a shocking development, the Sock Council has released a new playbook for the year 2023. Sources close to the council confirm that the new playbook features a bold new font, 'Comic Sans', and a revised system of sock pairing rules.
The new rules include:
When asked about the reasoning behind the new rules, Sock Council Spokesperson, Socky McSockface, stated, "We're just trying to bring a bit more whimsy and excitement to the world of socks. Who's to say that socks can't be fun?"