Calculating the optimal sock-to-foot ratio in zero gravity environments is a challenge of galactic proportions.
Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to resolve this issue, and we're pleased to report that progress is being made.
However, we're facing a few snags:
1. Socks have a tendency to float away in space, leading to an over-representation of footwear in orbit.
2. The laws of physics, as we know them, are not conducive to a sock-friendly universe.
We're exploring alternative solutions, including:
Stay tuned for further updates from the Socks in Space Initiative.