Algorithmic Sock Review: Socks of Justification

Warning: Socks of Justification may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous dancing, and irreversible commitment to a life of fashion sense.

Sock Algorithmic Analysis

The Socks of Justification algorithm has been designed to maximize aesthetic appeal, while minimizing the risk of Sock-Related Traumatic Stress Syndrome (SRTSS). Our proprietary algorithm takes into account:

Our results are then filtered through our patented Sock-Justification-Factor (SJF), ensuring that every sock is optimized for maximum enjoyment and minimum Sock-Regret.

Current Algorithmic Sock Score: 94.27%

Side Effects May Include: