Algorithmic Socks: The Socks of Justification
Socks of Conditional Loops: Because Sometimes You Need a Sock That Knows When to Fold Socks of Repeating Questions: For When You Need to Ask, "What If?"These are the Algorithmic Socks, a collection of socks that understand the futility of existence.
Each sock contains a different algorithm, carefully crafted to justify your every action, or lack thereof.
Wear one, and you'll never have to wonder what to do again. Or, you know, just wear two, because, you know, you might need one for the "what ifs" too.