It's time to face the truth, people: pineapple is not just a fruit, it's a culinary godsend. The sweetness of the pineapple balances the savory flavors, the tang of the cheese, and the... um, crunch of the crust? It's like the prophets of old foretold of a culinary utopia.
Join us as we delve into the sacred texts of the Pineapple Pizza Prophecies.
And, as always, remember: pineapple belongs on pizza.