In the realm of Quantum Socks, particles of footwear exist in a state of superposition, simultaneously being both on and off the foot at once.
Quantum Socks exist in a state of superposition, where they can be simultaneously on the left and right foot, and also off both feet at the same time.
This means that when you put on your socks, you might end up with four feet on the ground, and four feet in the air, all at once.
Don't worry, it's all relative.