SOCKS of Justification: Sock Sorting by Cotton
A Guide to Sorting Your Socks Like a Boss

Sorting socks by cotton content is a noble pursuit, but have you ever wondered what it's actually for? We've got the answer: it's to prevent your significant other from judging you. That's right, folks. No more soggy, cotton-filled mess. It's time to separate the soft from the scratchy, the fluffy from the fuzzy. Join us in our mission to sort your socks like a pro!

Here's a step-by-step guide:

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