This is an algorithmic justification for wearing socks with sandals. It's like the Matrix, but with more foot fungus.
Next Style: The Sock of DesperationIt's simple: you just need to calculate the ratio of your ankle-to-sock circumference to the circumference of the Earth.
See the MathAbsolutely! The algorithmic sock is the key to unlocking your true fashion potential. Just ask the sock gods.
Praise the Sock Gods