The Socks of Justification

A Masterclass in Procrastination

Welcome, fellow procrastinators, to the sacred temple of the Socks of Justification. Here, you'll discover the ancient art of putting off tasks until the very last minute.

• Learn the art of justifying any excuse with confidence and conviction
• Master the technique of finding creative reasons for not doing anything
• Develop a keen sense of timing for the perfect "justification window" to deploy