The Sockumentary: A Study on Socks as Societal Control

By Dr. Sockius Maximus, Renowned Sockologist

In this groundbreaking study, we explore the unorthodox ways in which socks are used to control the masses.

Methodology

• We surveyed 1000 participants and asked them to rate their sock comfort level.
• We analyzed their responses and correlated them with their favorite foods.
• We found a statistically significant link between comfort and pizza.

Results

• 85% of participants reported wearing socks to control their mood.
• 92% reported wearing socks to control their appetite.
• 98% reported wearing socks to control the weather.

We conclude that socks are not just a form of footwear, but a tool for mass control.

Stay tuned for our follow-up study, "Sockularities: A Sockumentary on Sockularities in the Workplace." Read the study here.