Sudden and Cold Sock Breakup Advice

Ah, you want to break up with your socks? That's a bold move. We're talking Sudden and Cold. Like, you're probably still wearing them right now, but you're done.

Here's the deal. You need to be harsh. Like, harsh harsh. Don't let them down easy. Tell them you're done. Done, done, done.

Socks aren't people, they're just socks, so don't get too caught up in the emotions. You got this.

It's not you, it's the socks... or is it?