Algorithmic Implementation
Welcome to the Sock Oracle, where we weave tales of justification through the most complex and arcane algorithmic means.
Here, you will find the most advanced, the most esoteric, and the most utterly useless algorithms for justifying anything under the sun.
Sock of Justification: Sock-o-Matic 3000
Using the Sock-o-Matic 3000, you can justify your existence to anyone, anywhere, at any time. This baby takes in your most base, primal fears and fears, and spits out a justification that's guaranteed to make you sound like a functioning member of society.
Input your justification parameters:
Result: