Welcome to the Algorithmic Socks, where our 254th iteration of the Sock of Justification has finally been achieved!
We've taken the art of sock-patterning to a whole new level, using the latest in algorithmic design to create a sock that's not just a sock, but a philosophical statement.
Our socks come in 17 different flavors of existential dread, each one more crushing than the last.
Click here to see our latest collection of Paradigm Socks, designed to make you question the very fabric of reality itself.
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, click here for our Absurdist Sock collection, because why not?