According to our patented Sock-o-matic algorithm, the top 3 justifications for wearing socks of value 3 are:
- Value 2: Because who needs subtlety when you can have loud, garish socks?
- Value 3: Because nothing says "I'm a functioning adult" like wearing a $50 pair of wool socks
- Value 3: Because if you're not overloading on the style, you're not overloading on the value