In a shocking revelation, it has come to our attention that socks can have side effects that go far beyond mere comfort and style.
These effects can manifest in various ways, ranging from the mundane to the catastrophic.
Side Effects of Socks:
- Causing an existential crisis when you can't find a matching partner in crime.
- Making you question the true nature of reality when the toe seam comes undone.
- Inducing a sense of dread when you realize you've been wearing the same ones for weeks.
For further research, see Socks as a Tool for Social Impact.
Disclaimer: Side effects not guaranteed, but highly possible. Consult a professional if your socks cause you undue distress.