In a shocking twist, it turns out that socks have been justifying their existence all along. It's not just about keeping your feet warm, but also about serving as a distraction from the crushing despair of existence.
But what exactly are the socks justifying? Well, let's just say it's a little bit of everything and a little bit of nothing in particular. They're like the ultimate existential enigma, wrapped in a tube of elastic.
Some say they're justifying the existence of the washing machine. Others claim they're justifying the invention of Velcro. But we at Socks of Justification believe they're justifying the very fabric of reality itself.
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