Broken Alarm Clock
My alarm clock is not broken, it's just on silent mode. I'm not lazy, it's just on a secret mission.
Lost in the Sauce
I was in the middle of a very important Netflix binge. I couldn't possibly leave the couch, it's a research project.
Procrastination Station
I'm not procrastinating, I'm just recharging my creative energies. This is called "pre-production mode."