Socks of Justification: Lost in the Vortex

Where did I put my keys? Was it under the couch cushion or in the fridge?

Maybe under the couch Or maybe in the fridge

It's not just the keys, it's the whole existential crisis I'm facing. Is this a never-ending vortex of uncertainty or can I escape?

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As I wander through the vortex, I'm starting to lose my grip on reality. Socks are disappearing left and right!

Can someone please help me find my keys? Or is that just a cruel joke?