SOCKS OF ULTIMATE UNCERTAINTY

WHERE DOUBT TIGHTENS ITS GRIP

Here, the fabric of reality is woven with doubt. The kind of doubt that seeps into your pores and stains your socks. We have the socks to match.

Our socks come in three varieties:

• Socks of Ultimate Certainty - Because sometimes, you just need a little faith.
• Socks of Absolute Certainty - Where the fabric of reality is woven with absolute, unshakeable confidence.
• Socks of Sudden Doubt - For when the rug is pulled from under your feet.