11.3 Sock Piloting Evaluation Page

Welcome to the Sock Piloting Evaluation Page, where we test the limits of footwear and the limits of our sanity.

Today's Sock Piloting Evaluation is being conducted by the renowned Sock Piloting Expert, Dr. Sockworth.

Dr. Sockworth's Sock Piloting Evaluation Criteria:

• The sock must be able to withstand 17 consecutive spin cycles without losing more than 3% of its original form.
• The sock must be able to navigate a 3-foot tall obstacle course without getting caught in the wheels.
• The sock must be able to withstand a 10-minute conversation about the meaning of life without losing its grip on reality.