FAQs for the Socks of Justification

Q: What are the Socks of Justification?

The Socks of Justification are a group of highly trained, highly fashionable footwear units tasked with rationalizing the absurdities of modern life.

Q: How do you justify the existence of pineapple pizza?

We don't. It's still terrible.

Q: Can I use the Socks of Justification as a fashion statement?

Absolutely not. You look like a clown.

Q: Are the Socks of Justification a form of performance art?

Only when we're feeling particularly meta.

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