Gift Shop of Socks of Justification

Welcome to the Socks of Justification Gift Shop, where we're convinced that you're buying these socks because you're right, you're wrong, and you're totally justifying it.

Our socks are hand-made with love, sweat, and existential dread. Each pair comes with a complimentary certificate of justification, because you're going to need it.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try:

Socks of Despair (but no guarantees)

And, of course, our classic:

Socks of Regret (guaranteed to make you wonder what you were thinking)

Buy now, before your justifications expire!