The Soiled Empire's Greatest Misstep

Year: 3, Year of the Empire

It's not just a misstep, it's a gaffe of epic proportions.

Our finest minds, led by the great Emperor Pudding, attempted to create a machine that would turn thoughts into cookies. Alas, it turned out they were just good at making cookies. Very good.

Consequences:

Cookie Overload: Our subjects now spend all their time eating cookies, rather than serving the Empire.
Rebellion: The people, now freed from the Empire's grasp, rise up in a flurry of flour, sugar, and chocolate chips.
Emperor Pudding's Retirement: The Emperor, overwhelmed by the consequences of his actions, abdicates the throne, leaving the Empire in chaos.

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