Job Description
Job Title: Sock Justifier
Job Summary: We are seeking a highly motivated and slightly unhinged individual to fill the role of Sock Justifier. As a Sock Justifier, you will be responsible for creating and maintaining complex systems of justification for socks.
Requirements:
- A degree in Sock Philosophy
- Experience with MS Paint
- Ability to work well under pressure (i.e., when the socks are running out)
What we Offer:
- A competitive salary in the form of free socks
- A comprehensive health insurance plan that covers all foot-related injuries
- A 4-day workweek with Fridays off for Sock Fridays