Justification by Absolute Absurdity

Welcome to Justification by Absolute Absurdity, where the most outlandish, the most fanciful, the most utterly preposterous justifications are born.

Here, our team of expert Justifiers have spent years honing the art of taking a wild idea and justifying it with reckless abandon, all while maintaining an unwavering commitment to absurdity.

Check out some of our latest justifications, or click on our Sock of Justification 101 to get started.

Justifications of the Week - Our weekly showcase of the most absurd, yet somehow convincing, justifications.

This week's Sock of the Week is... the Sock of Unreliability! Because, honestly, who needs reliability when you can have absurdity?

Meet our team of expert Justifiers:

• Dr. Reginald P. Fizzypop, Chief Justification Officer
• Barbara S. Justifier, Sock Specialist
• Professor Absurdius Maximus, Chief Absurdity Officer