The Socks of Justification by Association

A Treatise on the Flimsy Art of Justifying Your Socks

In a world where the fabric of reality is as thin as a worn-out sock, comes the Sock of Justification by Association. This venerable artifact has been used for centuries to justify, nay, prove the existence of an invisible presence in the world of fashion.

Socks of the Apocalypse, Socks of Logic, Socks of Doubt