The Socks of Justification: A Guide to Not Being a Hero

Warning: the following information is only for the truly desperate. If you're not ready to face the abyss of your own insignificance, please turn back now.

But if you're still here, congratulations! You're probably a hero.

Here are the justifications for why you're not actually a hero:

• You're not actually that fast.
• Your powers are probably fueled by a smartphone.
• You're actually just procrastinating.

But wait, maybe you're actually a hero after all? Maybe you just need a Sock of Justification to really seal the deal?

(Disclaimer: Socks of Justification is not actually a real thing, but if it were, it would probably be a terrible idea.)