You Rely on Technology Too Much
You're one of those people who can't even remember what day it is without a calendar app, huh?
Or maybe you're the type of person who can't recall your own name without a digital reminder?
Don't worry, we've got justifications for you! Our team of expert procrastinators has come up with some fantastic excuses for why you should probably just stay home and play video games instead of doing actual work.
Or, you know, you could be a professional golfer and just claim you're out on the green.