Justifications of Weakness - The Ultimate Guide to Self-Indulgence

Welcome to the Justifications of Weakness Guide, where we celebrate the art of finding excuses and rationalizing our own failures.

Table of Contents:

• Justifications of Weakness as a Form of Self-Therapy
• Justifications of Weakness in the Eyes of Others
• Justifications of Weakness and the Quest for Perfection

You should probably get a job as a consultant, because who needs actual skills when you can just make excuses for them?

The Consultant's Guide to Faking It Till You Make It

Or, you know, just stay home and eat Cheetos.