Justify Socks in Orbit (JSiO)

Because someone's gotta do it

At JSiO, we're not just about throwing on a pair of socks, we're about creating a justification for their existence in the vast expanse of space.

Our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged scientists have developed a system to justify the use of socks in space.

Currently, we're testing our theory on a small scale, but our results are proof of concept are promising.

Our Mission

Our mission is clear: to provide a clear and compelling reason why socks, specifically the ones with the hole in them, have a place in the cosmos.

Whether it's for thermal regulation or sheer, unadulterated style, we believe that socks are the unsung heroes of spacefaring fashion.

Join us!

Want to be a part of the most ridiculous and ambitious project in the galaxy? Join the Sock Squad!