Welcome to the Sock Engineers' finest collection of last-minute alibis. When you need a convincing excuse, we've got you covered.
I was just kidding, officer! I had no idea my cat was plotting against me.
(Please don't look under the couch, officer. Iประก really mean it.)
I know, I know. I should have started working on the project sooner, but time got away from me like a slippery fish in the ocean.
I swear it's not my fault, officer! I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just... time-challenged.
My cat ate my homework... I mean, my project plan. I was in the middle of a brilliant idea, and then, poof! Gone.
I was going for a avant-garde, postmodern approach. You wouldn't understand.
I was stuck in a traffic jam, officer! It was a real existential crisis.
I had to reevaluate the meaning of life while sitting in the slow lane.