We are currently experiencing a critical sock singularity event, caused by a quantum fluctuation in the fabric of space-time.
As a result, all socks have merged into a single, swirling vortex of color and texture. The laws of physics no longer apply, and the very fabric of reality is unraveling before our eyes.
Our scientists are working tirelessly to find a solution, but in the meantime, we recommend you grab a snack, take a deep breath, and try to enjoy the ride.
Learn more about the Sock-Nuclear Fusion Theory, the latest attempt to reverse this catastrophe.