Quantum Socks: A theory that proposes the universe is made up of an infinite number of socks, each with its own distinct flavor of justification for why it's okay to wear them with sandals.
According to our latest research, the probability of finding a good reason to wear socks with sandals is directly proportional to the number of layers of socks you have on.
We're currently on Layer 5, where the laws of justifiability are well established. But don't worry, we're still working on Layer 6: "I'm a functioning adult, but I just really like the way the socks feel."