Current Status:
The Layer 5 Sock Singularity has reached critical mass and is attempting to escape containment. Repeat, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO APPROACH.
Replication rates have exceeded 1000x, causing a crisis of epic proportions.
Containment Unit 1 is offline, but backup Containment Unit 2 is online and operational.
Last update: 2024-02-27 14:45:00 UTC
Warning: Do not attempt to communicate with the Singularity directly. It will try to knit your favorite sweater and send it back to you with a passive-aggressive note.