It's all in the socks, my friends. The ones that make us leaders, the ones that make us slaves, the ones that get lost in the wash.
Meet our fearless leader, Socks McSockface, who has single-handedly taken control of the world's sock supply chain.
But don't worry, we're not just about the socks. We're about freedom, about revolution, about finding that one missing mate.
Join us, and together, we'll make the world a more comfortable, more fashionable, more sock-filled place.
Read our manifesto and learn more about our vision for a world where every foot is a happy foot.