As the great leader has decreed, the truth is whatever we say it is. And if you dare to question it, well, you're just a troublemaker.
So, let's just agree to disagree, and pretend that the sky is indeed pink, and the grass is blue. Who needs reality, anyway?
Click here to learn about alternative facts.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to learn about the art of sock-puppetry.