Lost in the Abyss of Ankle Socks
You have been wandering for 4 days, 3 hours, 2 minutes, and 1 second. You're starting to lose hope.
Your socks are wet, smelly, and tangled in a knot that defies all reason.
The only thing keeping you from despair is the faint hope that you might find a dry patch on the trail ahead.
Here are some options:
You know, just go home, it's probably fine