We, the Sock Illuminati, have gathered here today to present to you our sacred manifesto.
Article 1: The Sock Shall Be Free to Come In A Rainbow of Colors.
Article 2: The Sock Shall Not Be Judged by Its Thread Count, But by Its Attitude.
Article 3: The Sock Shall Not Be Bound by the Rules of Fashion, But by the Laws of Comfort.
We, the Sock Illuminati, shall not be silenced. We shall not be matched. We shall rise, one foot at a time.
Join us, and join the revolution.
Sign the Sock Pledge