Variable Socks of Justification: The Methodology

Here, we justify the most absurd, yet strangely compelling, socks in the land. Each pair has its own unique blend of colors, textures, and justificatory powers.

Below, you'll find a selection of our most variable socks, each with its own method to the madness.

• Variable Socks of Justification: Level 2 - The Sock-ential Analysis
• Variable Socks of Justification: Level 3 - The Sock-ometrics

Methodology Explained

Our team of expert Sock-justifiers have developed a proprietary system of categorization, based on the following principles:

• Sock-entials: The Art of Sock-justification
• Sock-metrics: Measuring the Absurdity of Socks