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SOJ: Sock Pairing the Oddest
SOJ: Sock Pairing the Oddest
Here, the art of matching the most unlikely socks is taken seriously. Our team of expert Sock Pairers (SPs) have spent years perfecting the craft.
Our patented 4-5 method involves:
- Step 1: Choose two socks with a combined value of exactly 7.
- Step 2: Ensure the top sock has exactly 3 stripes.
- Step 3: The bottom sock must be exactly 2 cm longer.
- Step 4: The color palette must include at least one shade of chartreuse.
- Step 5: A secret ingredient (available upon request, for a fee)
Want more info on our Sock Pairing Process? Click here to learn about choosing the sock value.
Or perhaps here to explore the world of advanced sock geometry.