Method 1: The Sock of Justification
Justifying every single word in your essay because, technically, they're all correct, and also because you can.
However, your readers are probably rolling their eyes out of their sockets.
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It's like the Sock of Justification is the ultimate cop-out.
Just say what you mean, without all the unnecessary adverbs and adjectives.
Go back to the Sins of the Sock DrawerMethod 2: The Sock of Overexplaining
Explaining the obvious, because, well, you just need to make sure everyone understands.
However, your readers have probably already figured it out, and are now just reading the same sentence over and over.
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It's like trying to put a 10-layer lasagna on a plate.
Too much sauce, not enough meat.
Go back to the Sins of the Sock DrawerMethod 3: The Sock of Justification-itis
A disease where you just can't stop justifying your words, no matter the cost.
It's like a bad case of the sock-itis, but with more adverbs.
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It's a real thing, we swear.
Just ask any doctor, or a therapist, or a Sock Gnostic.
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