For the discerning sock enthusiast, the Sock Sort Alpha is the definitive guide to organizing your sock collection.
The Sock Sort Alpha
Why Socks Matter
Socks are the unsung heroes of the fashion world. They hold our feet together, keep us warm, and occasionally get lost in the wash.
Our Methods
We use a proprietary algorithm that takes into account the intricacies of sock topology, thread count, and the human condition.
Our team of expert sock-sorters are dedicated to providing the most efficient and satisfying sock-sorting experience possible.
Our Guarantee
We promise to sort your socks within 5 minutes or less, or your socks will be sorted for free!
(Limit one free sock-sorting per customer. Not valid for socks with holes or those that have been previously lost in the wash.)