The Sock Sort Gamma

Also known as the "I've given up and just sorted them by color" method, this technique involves grouping socks by their hue.

Step 1: Gather all the socks and stare at them, trying to decide where to start.

Step 2: Pick a color and start sorting, discarding any that don't fit.

Step 3: Repeat until you're left with just one pair, which will inevitably be a mismatched argyle.

Or, you know, just throw them all in a box and call it a "Sock Drawer of Chaos".

Other methods include:

• The Sock Sort Alpha - Sort by fabric softness.
• The Sock Sort Delta - Sort by toe hole shape.
• The Sock Sort Beta - Sort by toe length.

But honestly, who are we kidding? Just throw them all in a drawer and deal with it later.