A Guide to Socks of Justification
In a world filled with existential dread and crippling self-doubt, the Socks of Justification are here to save you from the void of your own mind.
These mystical foot coverings will distract you from the crushing weight of reality, allowing you to momentarily forget about the impending doom of your existence.
But be warned: the Shadow Distracting Socks come with a steep price. Your friends and family may begin to worry about you, and your cat may leave you for the neighbor who still has a functioning relationship with reality.