Our team of expert sock slitherers successfully infiltrated the heavily guarded Sock Fort Knox, making off with a haul of 1000+ matching socks in a single night.
Using nothing but a pair of high-tech, custom-made socks with built-in grappling hook and night vision goggles, our team slipped past security undetected.
Now, we're not saying we're proud of it. But, we are saying it was a thing that happened.