Stealthy Sock Slithering

Physical Training

Methods

Here are the various methods we employ for our Stealthy Sock Slithering program.

1. Sock Scurrying

Our expert instructors will teach you how to scurry through the underbrush like a sock on a cold winter morning.

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2. Sock Sprinting

Get ready to sprint through the forest like a sock in a washing machine.

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3. Sock Caching

Master the art of caching your socks in hard-to-reach places, like behind a tree trunk.

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