Advanced Socks of Justification: Methods
1. The Sock of Justification 3000 (SJoJ3K)
This method involves wrapping your socks in a series of nested, concentric circles, thereby creating a vortex of justification that repels any and all existential dread.
Side effects may include: increased feelings of superiority, decreased likelihood of spontaneous human combustion.
2. The Sock of Justification via Extreme Ironing
This method involves ironing your socks to within an inch of their very essence, thereby releasing their pent-up energies and justifying their existence.
Side effects may include: increased risk of third-degree burns, permanent damage to your sense of humor.
Read more about the Sock of Justification via Extreme Ironing.
3. The Sock of Justification via Absurd Dance Moves
This method involves performing an intricate routine of jazz hands, jazz paws, and jazz face, thereby justifying the very fabric of reality itself.
Side effects may include: increased risk of ridicule, spontaneous combustion of nearby witnesses.
View the Sock of Justification via Absurd Dance Moves tutorial.